Friday, February 8, 2008

The Decision

Today is day 90. How did it become day 90? Well, it was before day 89, and after day 91. That I am sure of.

With roughly three months to look at my life from a sanitary perspective, I wonder what realizations I'll have. Will I suddenly care about the fiber in my diet? Will I eschew red meat or legeumes? I doubt it. I'm not that sentimental. It's a truly digestive thing I do now (was that Pepto Bismol? ha ha) and I plan to live my life as I always have, but with this new perspective: I'll go to work, I'll have a social life, I'll date, I'll press wildflowers, I'll celebrate, and then I'll poop my pants.

I guess, though, on the day I decide this, I should probably say why. That's what this blog is for. This blog will state publicly why I have made this decision. Maybe it will help my writing? I don't know.

10 comments:

hahah said...

lol this one wins.

Anonymous said...

Pure Awesome. Leave it to the RMMB !

Rob4Broncos said...

Knowing you, I'm a little worried that you may actually go through with this. In fact, I'm more worried than I'd be if you were counting the days towards a pseudo-suicide.

Anonymous said...

Please, for the love of God, think about the people that love and care for you before you go through with this. Think about the mess they'll have to clean up when it's over.

Anonymous said...

bwhahahahahah

Damiyer said...

Why the fuck are you going to press wildflowers? For some reason that bothers me.

Alice said...

I propose that if that emo whore actually goes through with her suicide, you go through with your shitting.

love bites said...

I would like your blog more, Henry, if there were fewer pictures of turds on it.

90 DAY JAYNE said...

Why don't you ask your audience to decide how much PF Chang you're going to eat to add capacity to your 粪便?

Thijz said...

Lol, you're killing me :P