Here you see a homeless man just finishing a mega dump set to Pachelbel's Canon in D Minor. What was he trying to accomplish with this? Some sort of cleansing act? Is he trying to enter the Matrix? In addition, this person seems to have forgotten his stupid looking pants. I mean, he's just going to have to put them on again later!
No thanks. When I poop, I'm going to leave my pants on. Why take the extra step just because society says I should? Society just doesn't understand how special and unique I am. I'm such a nihilist.